There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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