covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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