Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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