lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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