Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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