Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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