Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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