Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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