Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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