I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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