I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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