: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Randomize
