He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
being pregnant is like rehab
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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