You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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