She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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