Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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