Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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