3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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