mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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