The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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