I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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