i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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