we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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