So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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