everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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