we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I can't turn off my feet"
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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