Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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