Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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