i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
