thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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