so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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