so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
