i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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