i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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