I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
