yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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