I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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