TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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