Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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