Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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