So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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