guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
last night I used snow as a chaser
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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