I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We left the knife in your bed.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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