my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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