I cockslap morals
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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