It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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