Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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