No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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