If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
