And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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