Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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