I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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