shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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