Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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