if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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