He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
