You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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