"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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