I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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